Boobie Flashin’ and Monkey Weenies

16 Aug

I promise the title has everything to do with my awesome start to VACATION!

Before I dig right into the drunken festivities and such, let me prepare you for a butt load of pictures 🙂

Friday was like any other normal day except I had to much sugar for breakfast.

021 Yep, that would be my super nutritious breakfast. I had something a tad more nutritious before work, but the sugar took ice cream scoops out of my brain so I don’t remember now.

After work I did some errand running, dinner eating, and chilling to I could get everything ready for our big trip the next day!

We woke up at a late 5 am, but didn’t get out of bed until 5:30 then packed the car up and headed for Wegmans and Mcdonald’s.

We both got an egg McMuffin and coffee which came free due to coupons (only reason we stopped at McD’s). Then it was one looooooooooooooooooooong drive! Finally, after 4.5 hours we stopped at The Cleveland Zoo!!!

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Top Left- The Elephants! Top Right- A tired looking Manda

Bottom Left- Kangaroos! Top Right- Sleepy Koala

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They had station set up with animals you could pet so I made sure to give some lovin’ to these dudes. Fun Amanda Fact- I once had a pet garden snake and set it free in the woods

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Wayne and I bought bird nectar to feed to these little guys. At first I freaked out because I hate flying insect/birds around me and there were a few birds who looked like they wanted to be the poop out of me. I clearly got over my fear and fed these little babies!

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This monkey was bending over and showing his butt hole to the little kid. Funny story- the kid started freaking out and ran to his parents HAHA

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Top Left- Old Man monkey. Top Right- Pretty cat looking thing

Bottom Left- Another pretty cat thing Bottom Right- upside down thing

THE NEXT PICTURE IS PRETTY PORNOGRAPHIC. 17 + ONLY

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BAAHAH you can see his monkey weenie. I thought it was pretty mature to take a picture of it.

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Big Meow Meow.

086 087 088 I asked Wayne if we could bring it home, and he sadly declined. I wanted this Meow Meow more than all the meow meows in the world.

We also ventured into the butterfly cages and I tried very hard not to  freak out due to THE GIGANTIC BUTTERFLIES EVERYWHERE. Fun Amanda Fact- When I was younger my aunt brought me to a butterfly museum and I panicked the whole time. I hate butterflies.

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After the zoo, we went to check in to our hotel, and drive around looking for food. We came across a few Rover signs!

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We stopped at Subway for some dinner, then headed back to the hotel to get ready.

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We drove and got awesome parking. Once we stepped into the stadium, it was just FILLED with people. We both noticed it was a huge eclectic group of people. You had:

-Hipsters (probably don’t listen to the show just wanted to get drunk)

-Old creepers (seriously, they were all creepy and all hammered)

-Drunks (about 99% of the Rover community)

I also got 45 year old boobies flashed in my face within 10 minutes of walking in the stadium.

109 110 111 112 113 114  Yep, those would be boys in girls shorts with serious mullets115  116117 118 This was a "sex position” competition

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It was A LOT of fun. The fireworks were seriously the best I’ve ever seen. They were going off all around the stadium and last about 15 minutes. They were synchronized with the music playing. Very cool!

The next day Wayne and  I woke up around 9 am and grab some cheap motel breakfast

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Can’t go wrong with an english muffin and jelly! We showered and got ready to travel to the Rock and Roll hall of fame

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You can’t take pictures inside the museum, but I did snap some Kid Cudi photos. Ugh, I love that man.

After that, it was time to say PEACE to the dirty Cleve, and get on the road. We stopped in Erie, PA to go to the mall then finally made it home.

I had such a great weekend. Love going on adventures!

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One Response to “Boobie Flashin’ and Monkey Weenies”

  1. leese August 16, 2011 at 6:02 am #

    Our meow meow would have loved to play with that big meow meow

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